Note to self - Wipe your eyes, Pansy-girl, it is just TV for Pete's sake!

Show of hands. Who here has actually cried while watching a "reality" television show?

The person over there is who is shamelessly waving her arm about...that would be me.

"What show did you cry during?" you may ask. "The Bachelorette? Nick and Jessica?" (Tears of laughter maybe.) Nope. Not even close. You know me better than that. It was none other than (drum roll) "MY BIG, FAT, OBNOXIOUS FIANCE". That's right, you heard me. Could I be a bigger dork? I'm sitting on my bed, getting ready to get on my Tony Little's Gazelle Edge Trainer and work those glutes Baby!, sniffling like a girly-man. Luck would have it, I was alone. David would never let me hear the end of that. I rag him enough about crying in movies (him, not me, except for "Return to Me" starring the mayor of Hunksville, David Duchovny), but I can guarantee you he has never cried at reality TV.

Ah...ain't reality TV grand?