Funny things my four year old has said.

Baa, Baa, Black Sheep
Have you any fooool?

(Refering to a snack he is eating.)
Me - Is it good?
Him - It's off the hook!

His teacher was talking to him and he raised his finger in the "just a minute" fashion and said, "Could you excuse me for a moment?". He went and got a drink, returned to her, raised his finger again and said, "As you were saying?"

Me - If you want to.
Him - No Mom. It is "If you wish.".

to be continued...