Conversation in the car last night.

Me: Hey, llamas!
Chris: Llamas spit. And bite. We could eat them!
Me: How do you cook a llama?
Chris: Well, you get a fire...chimney and a big fire and you put them in...Wait, first you have to make sure they are dead...then you roast them and cut them in little pieces and eat them.

You learn something new every day.