Possible scenario at Sprawl-Mart yesterday...

Me: {{muttering to self}} White canvas shoes, white canvas shoes, white canvas shoes...

Friend: Hey! Whatcha doin?

Me: I'm here in the Sprawl-Mart shoe department looking for a new pair of white canvas shoes because the baby spit strained beets on my old ones and you *can not* get that stuff out of white canvas shoes. So that is why I am here in THE SHOE DEPARTMENT. I wish I could find something to help me when I feed that kid....hey, wait one little minute...look at this hanging disply of BABY BIBS IN THE SHOE DEPARTMENT! What the? How brilliant! These Sprawl-Mart "Ass"ociates are freakin geniuses.

Okay, that really didn't happen, but I did find baby bibs in the shoe department. Awesome. I'm leading in the game folks, get with it.

Stolen from Lunch Time Moon

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Sherry
2. Lala
3.That's Mrs. LTC Grussing to you!

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. sherrypg
2. ultimatelala
3. grussin

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm SMART! Woot!
2. Easy going. (to a point)
3. See #1

THREE THINGS YOU HATE/DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. You know the song "Baby Got Back"? This guy would *love* me.
2. These really aren't my thighs, they are a cruel joke that runs in my family.
3. I can be way too emotional in a relationship

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. French
2. Cherokee
3. Sanitation Engineer

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Pitch Black
2. Vampires
3. Something happening to my kids.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Caffeine, be it in Cappuccino or Pepsi
2. Phentermine (If they would put me back on it!)
3. Books

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. New green sweater
2. Paisley panties
3. My wedding ring

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists(at the moment)):
1. Harry Connick, Jr. (Hawt!)
2. Maroon 5
3. They Might Be Giants (oooooh)
3. Rufus Wainwright (Okay, it is four, sue me)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Vibrate (Rufus)
2. Undone (The Sweater Song)
3. Teenage Dope Fiend (Flickerstick)

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. losing (more) weight
2. Menage a toi (seeing if you were paying attention)
3. Riding the Harley on city streets instead of just around the yard.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. trust
2. honesty
3. house boy

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I was in the gifted and talented classes in high school
2. I could eat shrimp morning, noon, and night.
3. I have a tattoo of a rose somewhere on my body.
(Aah, but which is the lie?)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Nice ass
2. Wide shoulders
3. Did I mention a nice ass?

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Tell a certain someone off.
2. I *must* wash my hair every day!!!
3. Let it go, woman!

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading
2. Photograpy
3. Bubble Baths (combined with #1, even better)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Sleep
2. Make David Duchovny with he hadn't married Tea Leoni on MY BIRTHDAY!!!
3. Win a gajillion dollars. (Tax free)

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Pastry Chef
2. Pastry Chef
3. Pastry Chef (Jacques Torrez, if you are listening...call me,)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. CABO!
2. New England
3. Vacation? What's that?

THREE KID'S NAMES
1. Matt
2. Chris
3. Ma...Chri...Whoever you are.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. See my kids successful.
2. Win the lottery
3. Go back to Switzerland

Dang, that's harder than it looks. Copy and paste it and send it to me.

'til then, peace out.