Not much happening around here so not much to write about.

Ummmm...let me think....

Oh yeah...this morning when I moved the throw pillow aside so I could sit down on the (cream colored) couch to put my shoes on, there seemed to be a BIG, RED SMEAR going across the cushion.

{Looking at boy} Did you do this?

Yes.

What is it?

Popsicle.

What is the rule?

I'm supposed to tell you so we can clean it up.

Why didn't you?

{Shrug}

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Now before I get any "What person in their right mind would have a cream colored couch when they have children and pets?" questions shot at me, let me mention that this furniture was handed down from the inlaws and was probably a little more closer to the shade of white in its day. It is dingy (din-gee not ding-ee) to begin with, but I kinda like it not having BIG, RED STAINS. It doesn't go with the decor.

Luckily, the hubby and I decided not long ago to look into getting the couch and chair re-upholstered. (We looked into it years ago, but it is WAY expensive to do.) He was tossing around the idea of buying me a new motorcycle and I brought up the fact there were *way* more things I would rather have. It isn't like we have three motorcycles to begin with - two Harley Davidsons and a Yamaha. "How about furniture that matches? And isn't stained? And isn't coming apart at the seams?" And a hot tub?" He agreed about the furniture, but no chance on the hot tub. I may try to squeeze out an iBook out of him as well. If not that, at least an Apple Mini.

(I'm throwing in one more *WAY* just for the heck of it.)