David is home! David is home! David is home!

Did I mention that David is home?

What's that? Any chance of him getting called back up, you ask? But of course! It is the Army, after all.

Good news though is that he told me Saturday that if he does get called back up, I get an allotment of money to spend freely on a GINORMOUS SWIMMING POOL! A 27 footer! It is huge! But evidently not the hugest. I looked on the manufacterererererer's website and they have a freakin' 33 footer. Who needs 33 feet of pool? Showy and ostentatious. And that is just the round version. The ovals go up to, brace yourself, 44 freakin' feets. I'm not for sure, but I think that is longer than my house.

The name of the store that carries the pool we saw this weekend is called Aqua Pleasures. I typed in the web address and crossed my fingers that some porn site wouldn't pop up. You never know. (Note to readers: www.whitehouse.com will not take you to the official White House website. Trust me. Try www.whitehouse.gov.)