What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
They Might Be Giants. I have five of their albums.

What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Return to Me. David Duchovny and Minnie Driver. There are three crying scenes. Two bad and one good. Or is it two good and one bad? Anyway, three total.

If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Had it. Tummy tuck last July. I have before and after photos if anyone would like to see.

Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Vampires. I have no idea why. And don't tease me about it either!

What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
I'm not insecure. I'm one of the securest people I know. So there. Nyeh.

Do you know anyone famous?
Miss Oklahoma Elizabeth Kinney. I once played the slots in Vegas with Gordon Jump (WKRP's Mr. Carlson/Maytag Repairman)

Who would play you in a movie?
Who would want to?

What do you carry with you at all times?
Lip balm and Imitrex 25mg.

What do you miss most about being a kid?
Having Mom there when you don't feel good.

What color is your bedroom?
Masquerade. What color do you think that would be? Pretty close to Pantone PMS 271.

What was the last song you were listening to?
Neil Diamond's Cracklin' Rosie. (Wait, should that be on my geek list?)

Have you ever been in a play?
Yes. As a fourth grader, I co-wrote and co-starred in a Christmas play (Mrs. Clause since you asked). I crewed for Guys and Dolls at a local theater. Crewing is *way* better than acting.

Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
No. But they can be scary.

What is your ideal marriage location?
Church. Boring I know. But then all the family and friends can be there. Don't even get me started about people who get married somewhere fru-fru with no one else there and then come back and have a "reception". Recept this baby. If I'm not good enough to be present at the wedding, I'm damn sure not good enough to spend my hard earned money on your gift!

Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
Sax. But I'll settle for the piano. Or the banjo. How cool would that be. (Eek. Another geek thing!)

Favorite fabric?
To wear? Cotton. But when I was little and sucked my thumb (yes, deal with it) I liked anything silky.

What's the one language do you want to learn?
Spanish. One year in high school and one semester in college didn't cut it. Neither did two years of high school French. I'm pretty much doomed on the foreign languages. How about American Sign. I would really like that.

How do you eat an apple?
Handy dandy Pampered Chef Corer/Peeler/Slicer. Is there any other way?

What do you order at a bar?
Lately - Hard Apple Cider. Also enjoy Colorado Bulldogs, Buttery Nipples (the drink, perv), and Margaritas.

Have you ever pierced your body parts?
Ears. And belly button, but I had too much belly so it went bye-bye. But now that I have less belly...

Do you have tattoos?
Just one.

Do you drive a stick?
Not if I can help it.

Favorite trait of the opposite sex?
I decline to answer this question.

What kind of watch do you wear?
Some cheap thing off of ebay (where else?) that came with a jillion fake Italian charms.

Most frivolous purchase?
Have we met? I tend to not make frivolous purchases, but if I find that VooDoo knife holder, I'm there.

What are you best at cooking?
Garlic Mashed Potatoes. Fried chicken w/chicken gravy.

Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
I wore a white tux to my (guy) friend's prom. I was the bomb.

What's one car you will never buy?
A Hummer. Showy and ostentatious.

What kind of books do you like to read?
I tend to read everything but history.

If you won the lottery, what would you do?
Pay off our bills. Buy my mom and dad a real house and brand new vehicles. Give each and every public school teacher in town $1,000 to spend on their classrooms. And then I may have some frivilous purchases!

Do you cry in front of your friends?
No, not if I can help it.

What's one thing you like to do alone?
Alone? What's that.

Are you a giver or a taker?
I give and give.

When's the last time you cried?
My last serious crying jag was back in August. But my nerve pills helped.

How many drinks before you're tipsy?
These days probably 2.