There was almost a butt whuppin' last night. It would have been close, but I think Rude Guy probably could have taken me.

We went to see the spring orchestra concert at the high school last night. The husband and the boy went in ahead of me and I came along a couple of minutes later. The way the seating is set up is in three sections with two main aisles between and two smaller aisles on the outside. I choose to take the smaller outside aisle because people were sitting next to the main aisle and I didn't want to crawl over them. The woman sitting on the second row had her crutches propped up against the wall and was blocking the aisle. I said, "Excuse me." (EVEN THOUGH I THINK THAT IF YOU ARE THE ONE NOT LETTING PEOPLE BY, YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO SAY "EXCUSE ME" TO THE BLOCKEES! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY EXCUSE ME WHEN I AM JUST TRYING TO GO ABOUT MY BUSINESS! I AM NOT THE ONE TO BE EXCUSED! BUT DON'T GET ME STARTED...) and she reached out and *snatched* the crutches out of the way. (This is where it gets good.) Then the husband had the gall to say to me (and if you know me at all, you know Homie don't take kind to folks who talk to her like this.) in a snotty tone, "There's another aisle over there." (Oh no you did not just say that to me.) So I replied, even more snottily, "Yes there is. But there are people over there and I figure it is a lot easier to get by crutches than it is to get by people!" I then walked on and found my seat and explained to my family, and everyone else in earshot, just how rude the couple RIGHT OVER THERE, NEXT TO THE AISLE, BLOCKING THE AISLE WITH HER CRUTCHES was to me. We had a few minutes until the concert started so I sat and watched. Sure enough, the next group of people who tried to skirt the crutches didn't even get the courtesy of getting them moved out of the way! And the b*stard sat there shaking his head in disgust that people would DARE TO WALK DOWN THE AISLE WHERE HIS PRECIOUS WIFE HAD HER PRECIOUS FECKING CRUTCHES! OMG! THE HORROR! Guess what? More people kept coming, and coming, and coming. Mmmwwwwwwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

Vengance is mine, Dumb*sses.

Oh, and the concert was great, as usual.

And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why you shouldn't feck with me...