Just so you know...

My blood pressure pill has a diuretic in it. My office door is three steps from the men's room. Guess how far it is to the women's room? 53 steps. That's right. I have to walk an extra 50 steps to go pee. (If someone isn't in there. If there is, I have to go to another floor in the building!) Not just once, but repeatedly! Sheesh.

What have *you* done?
(X) smoked a cigarette.
(X ) crashed a friend's car (my mom's)
( ) stolen a car
(X) been in love
(X) been dumped.
(X) been fired. (It was more like "phased out")
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) snuck out of your parents' house
(X) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (Hello Troy Davenport wherever you are!)
( ) been arrested
( ) gone on a blind date
(X) lied to a friend
(X) skipped school
( ) seen someone die (I watched a bird die once, no wait, twice. Two birds, not one dying twice!)
(X) gone sledding
( ) been to Canada
(X) been to Mexico
(X) been on a plane
( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire.
(X ) eaten sushi.
( ) been skiing. (Shocker, isn't it?)
( ) met someone from the internet
(X) been at a concert
(X) taken painkillers (Damn skippy. They cut a human being out of me!)
(X) love someone or miss someone right now
(X) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(X) made a snow angel
(X) had a tea party
(X) flown a kite
(X) built a sand castle
(X) gone puddle jumping.
(X) played dress up
(X) jumped into a pile of leaves
(X) cheated while playing a game
(X) been lonely
( ) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake ID
(X) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(X) slept beneath the stars.
(X) been tickled.
( ) been robbed.
(X) been misunderstood.
(X) petted a reindeer/goat/kangaroo (I have also held a bear cub, petted a tiger cub, and touched a baby shark.)
(X) won a contest. (I won a $390 diamond and emerald ring years ago!)
(X) run a red light/stop sign. (Whoops!)
( ) been suspended from school
(X) been in a car crash
( ) had braces
(X) felt like an outcast/third person
( ) eaten a whole pint! of ice cream in one night (But I have eaten a whole Pizza Shuttle Pizza in one sitting!)
(X) had deja vu.
(X) danced in the moonlight
(X) liked the way you looked
( ) witnessed a crime
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes (Pens, yes.)
( ) gone doorbell ditching (That's not what we call it in Oklahoma!)
( ) believe in ghosts
(X) found a stray animal and kept it (How about the animal found me. We once had a hound dog decide to live with us and a few weeks later had 17 puppies. Ahhhh the country life.)
(X) squished barefoot through the mud
(X) been lost
(X) been on the opposite side of the country (opposite from where?)
(X) swam in the ocean
(X) felt like dying
(X) cried yourself to sleep
(X) played cops and robbers
(X) recently colored with crayons
( ) sung karaoke
(X) paid for a meal with only coins
(X) done something you told yourself you wouldn't .
(X) made prank phone calls.
(X) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X) danced in the rain (I heart rain.)
(X) written a letter to Santa Claus.
(X) been kissed under the mistletoe.
(X) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(X) blown bubbles
(X) made a bonfire on the beach (how about the lakeshore?)
(X) crashed a party.
(X) gone rollerskating.
(X) had a wish come true
(X) jumped off a bridge (I was too young and they wouldn't let me.)
(X) ate dog/cat food. (Technically it was a doggie snack that resembled jerky. It wasn't bad.)
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them
( ) kissed a mirror.
(X) sang in the shower.
( ) had a dream that you married someone.
( ) glued your hand to something.
( ) kissed a fish.
(X) sat on a roof top. (I love being up high.)
(X) screamed at the top of your lungs.
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel.
( ) talked on the phone for more than 5 hours.
(X) stayed up all night
(X) picked and ate an apple right off the tree. (and peaches and apricots and pears)
(X) climbed a tree
(X) had a tree house
( ) scared to watch a scary movie alone.
( ) have more than 30 pairs of shoes.
(X) worn a really ugly outfit to school. (I grew up in the 80s remember?)
( ) pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on.
( ) gone streaking
(X) gone skinny dipping in a pool/hot tub.
(X) told you're hot by a complete stranger (Way back when.)
( ) broken a bone.
(X) been easily amused. (Every day of my life.)
(X) caught a fish then ate it.
(X) caught a butterfly. (Lightening bugs more often)
(X) laughed so hard you cried
(X) cried so hard you laughed
( ) cheated on a test (refuse to answer...)
(X) forgotten someone's name
( ) french braided someone's hair.
(X) loved someone so much you would gladly die for them. (Yes, but staying alive instead seems somehow more noble, really.)